How embarrassing that you have to get a hand-crafted asshole cover from your owner just to be worthy or her love. Every time I look at this thing I can't handle it.... funniest... invention... ever.
LOOK AT HOW JOLLY THIS GIRL IS:
REAR GEAR!!
IT GETS BETTER!
MY FAVORITE:
Seriously, I don't know if I can handle this. I hope the person who's making these is laughing her ass off at every order. And why didn't I think of this? Clearly, I'm a fool/need to be more bothered by the sight of my pets' poo holes.
I was going to leave you a comment, but I truly don't know what to say about that!
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