Who the Eff is This Kid?

Earlier today I stumbled across this article and couldn't help thinking, who the ?$#% is this kid?

And what kind of dorm has ceilings this high??

Read article and discuss.

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1. The black-watch throw is “from my grandmother.” Sinsteden is reading The Lover, by Marguerite Duras.

2. The plaid pillows and bed lines are Ralph Lauren.

3. The curtains and paiseley pillows are from Sinsteden's boss, Charlotte Moss.

4. The rugs are from his family.

5.  The armchair is "a hand-me-down from a client."
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The tie-backs are repurposed ascots.
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He keeps the bathroom caddy affixed to the mirror with suction cups
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The standing lamp is Ikea. The wall is covered with artwork by him and his friends; paintings and documents from Jaipur and Bombay; a model from Charlotte Moss; and pieces collected from “tag sales, thrift and consignment stores.”
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The tie rack is by Sinsteden’s father, with finials from P.E. Guerin. The chest of drawers is an $80 thrift-store find.

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This. Is. His. Dorm. Give me a freakin break.

That's all I have to say about this.