"Think i broke my phone. My toe is bleeding a lot. Duunno how. Jamie is gone. I made out wiyhjebs friend. Mission compete? I wamna go home. Instead I'm at some elite au thing. Kill me. But don't judge bc my buttonsdomt workbc I fell down."
Happy Tuesday, and you're welcome.
The iPhone keyboard doesn't even have buttons, so that seems about right. Just a glimpse into my fantastic life.
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