Conveniently located in Keswick, VA, for the reasonable price of $2.1M. I'm not asking a lot, really, and I've been eyeing this place since I was literally three years old. Therefore, I deserve it. Check it.
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Sigh, she is perfection.--
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Ok, for some education: the next pictures are from other places in the neighborhood (literally, same road) and because this is my dreamworld, I'm allowed to hand-pick exactly which kitchen, view, and accessories I would like to go with the above estate. Follow closely.
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Here is the view from my hot air balloon that circles the perimeter of the farm:
Not too shabby.
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Here's how a typical morning begins from my front porch where I sit with fresh coffee, a warm pastry, and the day's newspaper (with Uli by my side, duh).
Just a vineyard, no biggie.
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Oh, by the way--here's the kitchen where I'll prepare said coffee/pastry. Hello copper pots, you're looking lovely this morning. Thank god I'm awesome enough to own you. Word random Buddha sculpture.
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Yawn, viewing my winery gets a bit boring. Guess I'll see what's happening on the other side of my fucking amazing doors/windows/foyer. Oh--another spectacular view? Who would have thought?
--Here's where I'll slumber in my master bedroom (Ok, so this is from Elle Decor, but whatevs, it's awesssommee)!
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And clearly, you're all invited. Even in the bedroom. Well, some of you.
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Next up: what you'll find in my barn (and bathroom). Get excited beehas!
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